IDrainedMyHeart

 “Tell me a joke.” “W….what?” the girl said feebly. He couldn’t be serious…could he? “Not just any joke, though. It has to be funny.” he said, his voice too serious for him to be fooling with her. “I…w-well…” she stammered, trying to think. Her head hadn’t exactly been full of funny thoughts, not since… The Undertaker sighed, resigning to sit on one of the many coffins littered about his shop. This always happened. No one could ever think of anything, at least, nothing good. No one ever learned the lesson he offered… He wanted to show people that being gloom